10 things that annoy Mr B
Another Andy Griffiths-inspired list by Jack Olsen
- Kids who fart
- Kids who scream
- Guns
- Screaming kids who have guns which make farting noise instead of BANG!
- Women who don't like, or understand cricket, that ask "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match
- Dreams about women asking "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match
- Waking from a dream where a woman asks him "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match, to find that he's fallen asleep in front of the TV and his wife walks in an asks him "who's winning?"...and the test match has only just started!
- Not listening to him
- Slugs in his garden
- Kids who don't listen to him and sprinkle slugs in his garden thinking that they were anti-slug pellets
Hi Jack Olsen my name is Tarshdeep i like how you said that your teacher gets annoyed by Screaming kids who have guns which make farting noise instead of BANG!
ReplyDeleteHi Jack, my name is Viliami from St Mary's school. I love the way you have showed how to annoy your teacher. You have shown that you have a great sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Jack Olsen. This really shows that you have a great imagination and sense of humor. I would like to know how you got your information?
ReplyDeletehi jack it is brock grey main school I like your 10 ways to annoy mr b
ReplyDeleteI like your writing jack
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