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Thursday, 11 April 2013
10 things that annoy Mr B
Another Andy Griffiths-inspired list by Jack Olsen
Kids who fart
Kids who scream
Guns
Screaming kids who have guns which make farting noise instead of BANG!
Women who don't like, or understand cricket, that ask "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match
Dreams about women asking "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match
Waking from a dream where a woman asks him "who's winning?" on the first morning of a test match, to find that he's fallen asleep in front of the TV and his wife walks in an asks him "who's winning?"...and the test match has only just started!
Not listening to him
Slugs in his garden
Kids who don't listen to him and sprinkle slugs in his garden thinking that they were anti-slug pellets
Hi Jack Olsen my name is Tarshdeep i like how you said that your teacher gets annoyed by Screaming kids who have guns which make farting noise instead of BANG!
Hi Jack, my name is Viliami from St Mary's school. I love the way you have showed how to annoy your teacher. You have shown that you have a great sense of humor.
Hi Jack Olsen my name is Tarshdeep i like how you said that your teacher gets annoyed by Screaming kids who have guns which make farting noise instead of BANG!
ReplyDeleteHi Jack, my name is Viliami from St Mary's school. I love the way you have showed how to annoy your teacher. You have shown that you have a great sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Jack Olsen. This really shows that you have a great imagination and sense of humor. I would like to know how you got your information?
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